הנושאים החמים
הנושאים החמים
מתוך stackoverflow :
what is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?
כמה מהתשובות המוצלחות ביותר:
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comment
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
// Magic. Do not touch.
return 1; # returns 1
/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
// I have to find a better job
// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm… pie
}
// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.
try {
}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}
// Catching exceptions is for communists
// If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it
You are not expected to understand this//
/**
.If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead
*/
NO COMMENT'
.Mr. Compiler, please do not read this//
(catch (Ex as Exception
{
.oh crap, we should do something//
}
TODO make this work//
.This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working//
Houston, we have a problem//
what is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?
כמה מהתשובות המוצלחות ביותר:
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comment
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
// Magic. Do not touch.
return 1; # returns 1
/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line
// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
// I have to find a better job
// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm… pie
}
// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.
try {
}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}
// Catching exceptions is for communists
// If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it
You are not expected to understand this//
/**
.If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead
*/
NO COMMENT'
.Mr. Compiler, please do not read this//
(catch (Ex as Exception
{
.oh crap, we should do something//
}
TODO make this work//
.This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working//
Houston, we have a problem//
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